No, they pretended to get mad so they had an excuse to cut their workforce without having it labeled a layoff.

It’s a relief valve though. As someone who has suffered from unavailable care, black market drugs probably saved my life. I’m not terribly against adults being able to make such decisions on their own judgment.

I eat green olives straight out of the can for lunch sometimes.

The same story of publicly traded companies again and again.

Your steady growth isn’t good enough.

Your growth has to grow - and if it’s not growing fast enough then you’re not doing your duty to the shareholders.

Add in the fact that we’ve let businesses get so large they empty all the air from the room and we’ve managed to enshittify our entire society.

“I’m from a third world country”

Trump literally in the username.

Yep checks out lol

Or just the auto-reply bots that swarm like flies on certain keywords

That seems very strange if it goes on too long. I’d suggest calling another pediatricians office.

Haha oh man it’s weird to see this mentioned so many years later.

I helped organize that protest. Thanks for coming down with us!

Sometimes I ask it for music recommendations.

But mostly I tend to just use it like a fancy thesaurus when I’m low on mental energy.

Sometimes I remind myself silently “just listen”