i never lie

ppl like me who dgaf and just drive through the ditch

boobies

paw patrol movie that interrogation scene was uncalled for

don’t pick me for jury duty because always guilty 100% idgaf

im sliding up to the first woman i see wym

I get hella hoes on this app

bro its everywhere I go

masturbate maybe

Suit youself, I like lemmy

jimmy carter will out live both mark my words

you do it so you can mog

she freak on my gyatt till I baby gronk

I became desensitized thanks to copious gore at 13 😂

Reading Spectrum 7th grade math workbook was the first time I considered ending it all

Hey pal 👋, listen friendo, when I read your comment, I immediately started touching myself. Hope I can touch you next. Over and out.

my dick goes hard

bondage porn has fried my dopamine receptors 😂🙏

Deleting my socials (i spread misinformation)

I can drive for a minute and still be on my driveway