CPS needs to take his kids. He is clearly deranged.

Please stop spying on my phone.

That’s pretty cool. I’m still waiting for my tricorder.

I think you can get dildos that can be controlled by an app.

Any suggestions? I used to play Solitaire but the app I was using at the time had ads and no option to pay. I also played cribbage but that was a long time ago.

Life itself has value. We are not here to have the maximum value extracted from ourselves. Things can be discarded but people should never be. Universal Basic Income.

I’m switching to the side of the bugs.

What do you use to wash your back? I have a brush but it keeps slipping out of my hand.

Thanks for the information. I guess it’s time to get containers for all my food. I already keep bread in the freezer.

What’s with all the punctuation are you mad at me

TIL I have no family I care to keep in touch with and I have no friends.

I had to search for this post. Nothing about this has hit my feed.

Make sure to use the phenol-free paper.

How could these nuns think they would be admitted to heaven?

Do restaurants have shop vacs?

Early nineties, used Telnet to access my local library’s card catalog. I could even reserve books or request an inter-library loan. That’s when I first learned about boolean searching. I miss that feeling from back then.

I could tolerate going in to the office if I had my own bathroom.

It’s called capitalism. If you can’t hire anyone, maybe the pay sucks.

Call of the void.

Hopefully, they remove the Duck Dynasty channel from Roku.