Good ol Wizard of Barge for anyone interested

This would be the only good thing to come from his presidency. But I have no doubt Elon will get back on his knees after pretending he won the latest spat.

They have been since it happened. And it just doesn’t work. No one is more deserving of street justice than millionaire/billionaire ceos. Especially if their wealth is built on denying healthcare to others.

And I treat this platform accordingly. There is no expectation of privacy here. You are a private as you choose to be.

Ah yes, who needs fiber when you have an inferior product that will be worse in every calculable way?

Pay no attention to the person who stands to benefit from this deal. There’s definitely nothing illegal about it.

So what if the owner of Starlink just happened to spend a quarter of a billion dollars to get the current president elected? That surely has nothing to do with the abysmal Starlink service stealing away funding for critical infrastructure.

I doubt this is news to most folks on the Fediverse, but don’t trust Twitter, Facebook, or any company whose business model is advertising to secure your private conversations.

Even if they aren’t up to no good today, it is only a matter of time until they come for your messages.

TIL that clean water is “woke”

I better not see any anti-woke types drinking clean water!

S tier efficiency. Only a stable genius could bring this level of efficiency which is definitely saving us money as long as nobody actually does the math.

Microsoft accidentally made windows better in an update for the first time in years 😂

Ah yes, because what the white house needs is an inferior ISP to plug the gaps that could easily be filled by proper wireless access point configuration and distribution.

This is definitely not going to come back to haunt us later.

83% of programs gone. Clearly that means massive savings right? Definitely not less than 1% of the federal budget right?

Oh wait, it was never about trying to balance the budget. But finding anything that loosely fit the description of “woke”, “DEI”, or benefiting brown people.

What a waste of oxygen this whole administration is.

I bet it conveniently comes with a contract for xai. By a complete coincidence and definitely not more criminal behavior.

Nah I’m gonna tell them they best start looking for another job.

Letting your child die from a preventable illness should be considered criminal neglect. Bunch of brain-dead morons.

They will, at best, mildly inconvenienced the pirates.

The was always the fate of this horrible product. Do the rabbit r1 next.

Oh are we supposed to care about substantial evidence of theft now? Because there’s a few artists, writers, and other creatives that would like to have a word with you…

It’s been in Washington. Are we really gonna pretend the government is only just starting to suck? The level of suck is going to jump 1000x in the next 4 years, but this is hardly new. It’s just more idiotic and in your face.

God our government is so fucking useless for anything that might actually help people.