Beat off one last time and then hope they aren’t right about reincarnation.

Give me an alternative bro. Someone else to vote for bro. Someone less fascist bro.

Boost!

This happens to me all the time. Damn self checkout.

Recruiters will still be excited about his qualifications and reach out!

I really would rather my taxes not go to dipshit Donald or geriatric Joe. There are roads that need fixing and libraries that need funding.

You’re so stupid. I’m out of here.

You’re replying to the wrong guy silly. I didn’t blame you for pointing anything out lol.

Your valid criticism is… to beat the shit out of them? I mean look, I’ve seen some bad criticism but that’s not even in the right basket.

Really cool one here: nothing capable of industrialization gets to exist.

Fuck, I’ve always wanted to eat human meat anyway. I’d kill for a sample like this. I don’t care about morals here. I’m a vegetarian. I just want to know. If my buddy was like “ayy we’re eating Dan from accounting’s arm tonight” I’d be there with no questions asked. The police can sort it out.

Don’t listen to him. The spoiler tag is freedom my friend. Use it and use it well for whatever the fuck you want. Abuse it harder any time someone complains. “It felt mildly suggestive.” “Someones crotch was in frame.” “I get an erection when I see this picture and wanted people to be wary”

Yeah. If I were thinking fast that day this is the play.

My stomach after Guinness number 7

Water makes me wet

And water is wet. Next.

Hell yeah. Newpipe devs are literally the best. I really need to donate or something.

Fucking Frito Baggins up in here.

Dark Brandon eyes

Looks like ‘King Richard’ is finally gonna be executed boys!