I like my dick thoroughly unguillotined, thank you very much
We get it, you’re not Jewish.
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
She put a bag on my head
Still counts
How do you know, have you even tried?
I bet you’re not even gona fap to that
I wouldn’t go that far.
Joke’s on you. Twice, and I’m not even done reading the comments.
Speak for yourself
That’s what the “I” at the beginning stands for. You guillotine yourself as much as you want.
just gonna upvote and see myself out
From the movie Teeth, in case anyone is wondering
I… was not. But, thank you.
I shall resist the urge to google this, to see if it is real…
It’s a Reductress article.
For people who don’t want to read the article and as a long time practicer, the exercises are kegels, squats, glute bridges, and medicine bell sit-ups.
I think this is the kind of sensationalist headline I can get behind.
Teeth as told by Parisians
*Wench Revolution
This article is hilarious and I’m already a gym bunny but the idea that I could snap one off is awakening something weird in me.
I volunteer as tribute
But why ;-;
new bottom surgery just droppedLa Blue Girl vibes.
Looks like ‘King Richard’ is finally gonna be executed boys!
Will these exercises work on the butthole as well? asking for a friend asking for a friend
Buttholes are usually pretty strong already
Fun fact: It’s called a “french kiss” because you’re supposed to bite their tongue off.
