“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”
“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”
Walz is what I imagine my parents would be like if my parents had actually believed the moral lessons they taught me as a kid
Just not that one
I’m 42, vaxxed, and what passes for reasonably healthy in the US (which is to say, all kinds of fucked but still technically able to work). I had covid this week and at the peak I actually needed help standing up after kneeling to rummage through a drawer.
If the case reaches the Supreme Court it’ll be “en mountebanc”
Carpe jugulum
I’ve got an appointment in a few months. No idea if you’re in the US but, if so, the secret is the same as everything in American health care - money, debt or navigating insane bureaucracy to get insurance to cover it. And, in my case, also traveling a long way to a place that does adult evaluations and scheduling the appointment nearly a year in advance.
Let’s prosecute the others too!
They didn’t take Jan 6
So TIL my parents will be voting for a convicted felon in November 🤦♀️
A white with basalt? How gauche.
Pick it up after he throws it and throw it back!
That sounds like some kinda employment shenanigans to avoid paying them benefits or something.
Or maybe metric should measure in Hartleys
Epic rap battles of capitalism
If Lovecraft were alive today one of his stories would start with this line.