I’d recommend anova brand

In this case, I look forward to our bicycle powered future

Hey it’s me, you and you too

etoro is a broker that allows you to “copy trade” popular investors and portfolios, which mimc trades according to how much capital you have invested, though Nancy ain’t gonna be on there

There’s also ETFs such as ARK which are easy to get into, are managed by the likes of Cathie Wood and if they’re doing a good job, only go up

Biggest regret in the last 15 years is not getting into it earlier tbh, if you have even a passing interest in trading, open a mock account (or a real one with some money you don’t mind “losing”) and just have a go - it’s very simple nowadays. Gone are the days where you need to pay $10 to a broker to even make a trade

I found this out the hard way with my coworker

Come on bro you’ve heard of 420. Just Google it bro it’s a big day for those who know

Hitlers birthday?

Ah… No the other thing

Columbine high school massacre?

Noooo

BP oil disaster?

Ya know what never mind

Tell me you’re an asshole without telling me you’re an asshole.