You mean you don’t masturbate for hours, carefully edging before the latest Linux drop?

Pfft, whatever. I was the loser outcast looooong before all this bullshit connectivity.

Read up a couple or three comments, and you’ll see the word “mooching.”

That’s what I was replying to, and as I have very little too mooch, fuck off.

Bro, I have a limited amount of money, and plenty of my own problems. You can figure out your own shit.

Fuck yes! Let 'em try to figure out how to require internet connectivity for lighting shit on fucking FIRE.🔥🖕🏻

Pussies. Texas recently increased our legal firework selling holidays to 11 or some shit lol. We still have to go to Oklahoma or Missouri to get the best shit tho. Or roll our own.

Motherfucker, if you’re at the head of the line, its only common courtesy to shove your phone up your ass, and move! Do you think the light is gonna get greener? The fuck are you doing up there?

We have it, we just dont care.

Get the good shit! If its less than 40% DEET it ain’t worth a damn.

Ticks can give you fuckers shitty diseases too, so hop off your soapbox buddy.

100% wool underbritches. Wicks the sweat away from your junk.

Mine looks very similar to that intentionally. I sign in to see my subscribed channels and block the fuck out of all the bullshit.

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Fast zombies, or slow?

And they just love to add unnecessary U’s to everything while they sip their tea with their fucking pinkies up.

Quit trying to make young white men feel guilty for existing. I come from poor white trash. As near as I can tell, my family never benefitted from slavery in any possible way. So fuck you. I dont feel bad about something I didn’t do, no one in my family did, and we aint gonna pay for it.

An angle grinder would make short work of those “arm rests.”

I see lemmy inherited some of the pathetic and lame jannie ideals from reddit.

Sure it will! Pillows incinerate just fine. If the crematorium has some dumbasses rule prohibiting pillows, just have somebody burn it themselves and mix it with your ashes.

Almost like those stupid monkey drawings that were “worth money.” Lmao.