Howdy fellow Texan!

I’ll make my own cubes! Will a sawsall get through that motherfucker?

No idiot. Pay attention.

I dont have to be stabbed in the eye with a pen to know I wouldn’t enjoy it.

We have this ridiculous system at my work. Knives are prohibited, but get through all the time, tape measures and water bottles really piss it off though.

You’ve just made an enemy for life!

Might want to fix that typo there.

Are you saying the US doesn’t have a gang problem?

My ex wife.

UuuU

A lawn chair, case of beer and a varmint rifle will make a good start.

This is probably a stupid question, but how do you dry your ass afterwards?

He would have, if he didn’t have his rifle on him.

Or, if you’re not a moron, you can Firefox, and ublock that shit.

Well that’s mighty White of 'em! Are they gonna provide the tools, and not void the “warantee” if you look at their products funny?

Imagine being downvoted for thinking women should be able to protect themselves.

Austin really does suck, he’s bound to be a little fucked up.

Just leave it on for whatever runs your phone calls. I emabarrasingly discovered that the phone app NEEDS microphone access lol.

Fuck you. I’m gonna go kill something and eat it, just because you pissed me off with this stupid dunbass comment.