Wut?

Would that bring your loved one back?

Worth keeping in mind his pension is definitely in stocks (and other investments too, of course). So he doesn’t own stocks, but the portion of the pension he owns is stocks.

Haha, no. Birds aren’t even real.

I’m sure a lot of sex workers make money while pooping.

Learning is great, especially when it costed nothing!

Maybe they all just have iPad Pros.

Pronounced “oñon”

Please done just put salt down without shoveling. It makes piles of slushy salt that at best are a mess, but likely will re-freeze into an uneven hazard. It’s also really hard on dog’s paws. An able bodied guy should be able to use a shovel.

Whoa whoa whoa, hold up: it’s NOT foreigners?!?