I believe it’s called Rapex.

I think the important part for you would be, “In the 1300s…”

My earliest memory is peeking over the guard rail of my toddler bed so that I could watch my dad play Gradius. He passed away 2 years ago and I miss him every day.

I loved that command and conquer game! It was actually my pivot point into PC gaming, because I picked up Red Alert 2 and there was no going back.

This is exactly how I interpreted that statement. No one is paying attention, who cares if they slip some garbage ads in?

Jar Jar Binks was the best part of the Prequel Trilogy. Those movies would be unwatchable without a bit of comedy.

There’s a historical analog for antifreeze poisoning: poisoning from improperly brewed alcohol (methanol poisoning)

Thank you, the real joke is actually funny!

I don’t think I realized until I was part-way through season 1 of Euphoria. Definitely took at least 3 episodes, maybe 4.

Just walk in with your resume and and ask to see the manager so you can shake their hand…

So less of a jam and more of a slam?

I recently had a tour of the Redmond campus. They have multiple geothermal wells for power as well as an air conditioning system that uses almost no energy, it was pretty neat.

Mamms effect was (unfortunately) never released

US and Germans (with some French celebrity prisoners) fight other Germans. My favorite part of this battle is when the French superstar Tennis player vaults a castle wall and runs through enemy lines to ask for reinforcements.

One time I couldn’t get a jar of jelly open so I smashed it. There are definitely better ways.

I always thought of Belgians as being swamp French. It’s the Dutch who are swamp Germans.

I’m a brass musician and an atheist so the only time I go to church is when I’m getting paid. The last time some Mormons approached me about going to church I asked them, “What’s the pay?”

They were genuinely confused.

I like to play a little game when the bus shows up: 5 minutes early or 10 minutes late?

I had to read E.M. twice because at first my brain translated it as Entitled Mother (which doesn’t seem too far off)

I’ve seen Jazz apples in stores around Southeastern Pennsylvania. They’re pretty good, but my favorite is Pazazz apples. They’re similar in size to Honeycrisp but sweeter with a bit of tartness to them.