Exactly, that is why he should have gone with the fake moustache instead.

There was the Valve Index

Asher was fatally injured, in a sudden and unprovoked attack by an unwounded buffalo.

Uh, sure it was “unprovoked”. Dude was just out there minding his own business and out of nowhere the Buffalo jumped out of bushes and attacked him.

I think it only fair that as the victor in the fight, the Buffalo should inherit this guy’s millions.

Twice!? Those are rookie numbers!