Ser Salty

Why he built like Dr Eggman

A running joke in X-Files is that Mulder has a porn addiction. He’s even shown to fall asleep watching it, like when he switched bodies with Michael McKean.

Fox Mulder

Also it’s not like we’re unaware of being fat. Like, no, Kevin, I don’t need your terrible joke to tell me I’m overweight and should lose some weight. I own a mirror. The “let’s make fun of fat people!” crowd always seem to think they’re giving us some divine fucking insight.

That part is genuinely the most baffling part to me. Like, I can see why somebody would fall into the cult of a really charismatic leader, a great public speaker that gets to your emotions etc.

But I can’t decipher half the shit that man says. He’s not just incapable of forming a proper sentence with a point, but he also has a terrible speaking voice, making his incoherent ramblings even harder to understand when not transcribed.

“A Witcher only works for pay.” -Geralt, a Witcher that regularly works for free