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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I do believe they exist

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I do believe they exist

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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • theblueredditrefugee@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 year ago

    I once tried to fall asleep to erotica on the theory that I’d have erotic dreams instead of nightmares but I couldn’t fall asleep so I listened to my sex playlist instead

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    I mean… Sometimes I pass out right after jerking it 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    ASMR meat slapping sounds.

    • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      Grapefruit technique, 10h

    • Octopus1348@lemy.lol
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      1 year ago

      With silent relaxing music in the background.

  • Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    People who fall asleep to Patrick Boyle rise up!

  • littletranspunk@lemmus.org
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    I fall asleep to horror stories

  • Ser Salty@feddit.de
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    1 year ago

    Fox Mulder

    • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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      1 year ago

      Wait what

      • Ser Salty@feddit.de
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        A running joke in X-Files is that Mulder has a porn addiction. He’s even shown to fall asleep watching it, like when he switched bodies with Michael McKean.

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    People who fall asleep to cozly tied up anime characters pictures 👈

  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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    I just read a book and decide that that’s it I’ll go to sleep and close my eyes.

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      I’ve never understood the reading to fall asleep, that shit WIRES me up. It will keep me up and reading till it’s done, 13hrs straight to injest the book. More often than not I lose sleep because of reading when I start/finish a book

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    People that need sound to fall asleep scare me, so imagine me in the opposite corner.

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      One of the rare things my wife and I weren’t fully compatible on, she’s like you and needs full silence/darkness to sleep whereas I need something that pulls my mind away from the existential dread to fall asleep. I now use earbuds…

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        I use SleepPhones. Much nicer than earbuds because they’re flat in a headband. Earbuds either fall out overnight or leave me with soreness in the morning.

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          I’ll check them out! My buds definitely fall off during the night and I don’t usually have soreness (because they fall out) but sometimes I’ll wake up all tangled in the cables lol.

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            Definitely go for the Bluetooth ones. They’ve got a new wireless charging model as well but I haven’t tried that out yet.

      • Wirrvogel@feddit.de
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        1 year ago

        Same here, my partner used earbuds and I earplugs. :D

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