sarcophagus

I get my rocks off by mildly annoying internet denizens so no hard feelings

You’re never wrong

And yet this self satisfied intellectual stance on sex happens to be a huge fucking turn off

The chances of him being sober for this are next to 0

Okay buddy

There are less women here and that’s really saying something

I know you’re just trying to express yourself but don’t do it anymore

A CEO with a k:d and a milk stain