Jailbreak it and sideload some WADs.

Absolutely not. Immediately trade that shit in. Uh uh. No. Fuck off. Keep fucking off. Fuck off some more. Fuck off until you’ve circumnavigated the globe then fuck off again.

Not just not but hell no.

No. Never. Not once in life.

Their yard. Their house. Their shit.

Mind your own business.

Don’t sweat it. Just get what’s on sale.

They’re all the same.

There’s only one reason I’d opt for a high priced name brand. And that’s the ability to apply filters to everything you’re watching.

Imagine watching Ace Ventura but every character has the Chad Face filter on.

“American Style” Democrqcy

I installed it earlier this year on android. But it wouldn’t let me sign in or browse without syncing my contacts from my phone.

So I uninstalled it.

If they’re smart enough to cheat they’re smart enough to pass.

Be real now. How much of that stuff do you all really use in your daily lives?

Because the real world doesn’t care about rote memorization as long as the work gets done in my experience.

Totally. You think they parade around at NAMBLA marches or something?

They would if they were honest.

But don’t worry. Catholics don’t have a monopoly on child abuse. Evangelical youth pastors are gunning for the crown. (They’ll never get close. But they’re trying)

I only keep it installed for service outages and breaking news. I don’t need an extra layer of bullshit to wade thru to see if Xbox servers are down.

This shit better be opt-in.

I rarely dream. But when I do, it’s deleted from my RAM about 10 seconds after I wake up.

Super fun to wake up sweating buckets absolutely pants shitting terrified and by the time it registers where you are and that you’re safe it’s completely gone.

Thousand plus years.

I don’t know exactly when sneaky catholic scribes changed up the wording to make being gay bad except when they’re being gay with children. But it’s definitely their doing.

I never use it. Never browse it. Never post.or comment. Don’t even scroll it.

I only still have fb for 2 reasons.

Work contacts.

And FB Marketplace.

ITT: Big boomer energy.

Lol. Hell no.

A lot. Lately tho I’m bouncing between The Offspring, Kenshi Yonezu, and Powerwolf.

Youtube. I just watch YouTube.

“Not a dating simulator”

Clearly these dorks don’t play Classic. Not back in the day and not now.

That’s what I was about to say. That makes no sense. Unless OP is outside their hoke country at like a tourist trap maybe.