reminds me of a google review I saw once where a bar owner in Japan replied to a review and said something like “next time you are in town punch me in the face” which probably meant hit me up, but I loved it

I love this one

there is dorms at some unis but they aren’t very big. most people live at home or rent something nearby themselves

the proportion of terminally online losers who would actually waste their time doing it seem to be higher here than other places though

twisties make you gay, because life’s pretty straight without twisties

when I finished high school and was talking with friends about going to uni, a few of us were talking a out renting a place together when we got into uni to be close (instead of 2 hours away like we were). another friend we should never do that because people would think we are gay. obligatory he is a Christian fundamentalist who is highly likely gay himself

the opposite for me

if I recall correctly, one of Melbourne’s major outbreaks was because one of the quarantine security guards was fucking a quarantined patient

Karl Pilkington. he would do a great job of complaining about every minor inconvenience I’ve dealt with

alien isolation is still too scary for me to finish. and it’s not even just the xenomorph that keeps me away, the synthetics are nightmare fuel

it’s faster. the fakes can get out there at virtually the same time as the “real” images. any story that may have built is already in dispute before it became a thing. and whimpers away. before if it took a day to get a convincing fake out people would be suspicious

they scam money out of innocent people, pay their staff peanuts and live a life of luxury. it would be an objectively good thing

my brother thinks we live inside the earth and the sky is a projection. not even kidding

for a bloke who likes to accuse people of being paedophiles, he sure is simping hard for an actual pedo

Test 587: test indicates likely probability that gravity exists, like all previous tests. Conclusion: more data points needed, schedule a new round of 500 more identical tests over the next year

wow that is almost word for word what it wrote back to me too

I just asked it about this and it denied it. Then I said Meta acknowledged it and you are lying and it apologised and said it did use copywrite material without permission. Fuck I hate AI

Borat is a perfect example of a movie that’s hilarious the first time you see it, but unfunny and cringe as fuck on rewatch

its actually quite a wholesome movie now I think about it

I could but you have no intention of listening and I have no intention of wasting my time