Here’s our chance. Reagan should stick to acting

Rectum

Like a couch cover?

I suppose running down the stairs when I was 5 or 6. Look I was really excited to use those stickers. Tumbled head over heels down the basement stairs and struck the top of my head on the support beam at the bottom. Ended up getting stitches, a bear stuffy, and topical cocaine so obviously I came out ahead

it’s tough being a white man in America these days.

In all seriousness the deck is so stacked in my favor that the small amount of misandry there may be wouldn’t bother me at all. Generally the only way I’m underprivileged (adhd) is largely hidden. I don’t believe I’ve ever encountered misandry in real life. Online I’ve come across it occasionally, but it tends to be in niche communities I’m not a part of that I’ve stumbled on. And honestly there is so much misogyny that pervades our society that I’m inclined to give them a bit of a pass.

What part of orphan crushing machine don’t you understand?

The red on his face is going to end up being from a burst, expired Heinz ketchup packet he keeps on him to have with his well done steaks

Have you ever seen Rhode Island and Rhodes in the same place? No? I rest my case.

did he gnash his teeth and bite the recess lady’s breast?

Gives a new meaning to loveseat

She almost failed successfully

I believe it can, but with the time left it would not

I was against this, but nothing to do but move forward

Leonard ‘Pillows’ Anocksia

Aww, look at that gormless smile

Good god though, he looks like a wax facsimile of himself. Guess that’s why he melts all the time

Well you see I’m a major GEN er alllllllllllll

But seriously Wikipedia, YouTube guides, enthusiast forums. Usually try to read from multiple sources

Had a few too many pangalactic gargleblasters?

Just got to will yourself out of mental illness/disorder, easy as that. God damn why didn’t I try that

Supporting big criminal over small mom and pop private prisons again, smh

I’m wondering what his cult of personality would do if say, he had survived but his nose had been blasted off. Conservatives tend to be ableist, if he was uncomfortable to look at, would his support weaken significantly?