It’s not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he’d shag a settee. That he’d bone a book stand. That he’s creamied on the credenza.
Don’t trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he’d never do it! He’s chaste with the chaises. He’s never loved a loveseat.
My VP would never fuck furniture.
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You know what? It’s 2024, I don’t really care if you fuck couches.
There, I said it.
That.
I care really a lot if you accuse somebody of being Hitler and then go work for him. But fuck anybody caring about fucking couches.
First it’s just the couch.
Then it’s the couch with your wife on it.
Then it’s your wife.
This is a documented progression of predatory behavior
You didn’t think about the couch, do you? Animal.
LOL whatever you say. couchfucker.
Lenny needs some flair or global politics filter
Their silence on the geese claims speaks volumes, however.
Certainly not silence from the goosen consortium
The lambs are eerily quiet on this as well.
Gen-Z had entered the contest it seems.
LBJ: Let’s spread a rumor that he’s a pigfucker.
Aide: But he never fucked a pig…
LBJ: I know. I just want to hear him deny it.
Is this a real image? Please tell me it’s a real thing the campaign released this is fucking halarious.
Edit: aww satire :(
It’s crazy and sad how we can’t tell the difference anymore, isn’t it.
Never to completion, eh? Looks like we found someone who loves being on the edge
Well, I didn’t think he had sex with Jell-O, but this letter is making me questioning it.
The real joke is that there’s no IKEA in Cleveland. 30 Rock made a joke about it and everything.
Would JD Vance ever fuck a couch, melons, jell-O or other food stuffs or furniture? Just askin’?
Our nations furniture isn’t safe with a predator like Jizz Daybed Vance in charge.
What’s his stance on shooting puppies?
