Dollywood is not better than Disney world but it is a lot of fun!

I like to think so. I put a lot of effort into trying to be someone I would want to be friends with, and there are times I slip up of course, but generally I think of myself as someone who is nice.

Hey uhhhhh the fog is coming

Quick, let’s pass a law to let the sea turtles conceal carry!

Doesn’t hate them, just wants them to hide away and never encounter others. Perfectly reasonable /s

Stick the tip of a spoon under the lip of the lid and push the handle towards the jar. That should open a little gap that releases the pressure inside the jar and it’ll open pretty easily then.

Vegas moment

It’s stainless steel, not rustless steel! /s

Yooo hooo

all hands

hoist the colors high

I was so disappointed at the concert I went to. Instead of the sternum punch, she pushed a homeless person down a flight of stairs.

Water is wet

Only if you can grow a beard that looks nice