Does this guy shout “IT’S WESSEL-BERG!!” every time someone calls him weasel-berg?

I’m sorry but this OSS wrong on so many levels.

This aircraft is 9 years old. It is a B737-800. Boeing’s responsibility ended when it was delivered. Southwest are responsible for all maintenance and inspection since then.

There is only one manufacturer of engines for the 737NG type, CFM. The engine itself may go back to them for maintenance as they do run overhaul shops. But they are extremely reliable engines. And this engine didn’t fail, the panels came off.

This is not an engine failure. This is more likely some poor young fella forgot to clip the cowlings shut after preflight checks.

PAUNG! PAUNG! PAUNG!

There’s a lot of the latter on mast-odon

Well this is Lemmy, so i know this will probably get at least 60% of you:

Its been a long road…

Ah The Union Of Craic. Our National Day celebrations would be legendary.

“If you are interested in getting help with child abuse, here are some resources”

Hi ChildHelp, can you help me kick the shit out of some kids please?

As an IT support person, the problem I have with these mice is that the left mouse button is also on the vertical. So when heavy-handed users click on a file in explorer, they also slightly drag down, so the file “disappears” into a folder, and now it’s a support ticket to get the file restored.

Sigh.

Might I suggest while Krispy Kreme sugar-glazed ring doughnuts?

I was on hols in France and this song kept coming on the radio: Vianney - Je Te Deteste

Where did you get the gold price? This page says $269.

Is this list available as an rss feed?

Company I used to work for got hit fairly bad. Am email came in from the contract agency to the accounts payable clerk, personally addressed to her and signed off all informal like, to the effect of “hey Marion, our local bank branch is closing so we’ve had to move our accounts, can you update the IBAN to the following for me?”

€150,000 down a black hole, that wasn’t even noticed until a phone call came in a week later.

Wait wait wait. Your butter has flavouring added? Like, I realise I’m spoiled here in Ireland, but fuck mei can’t even picture what that might be

You’re one of today’s 10000!

I will always upvote this, it’s up there with the cotton picking school trip as one of the funniest vids on the internet.

The Scottish one is purple burglar alarm