Bend over

Bend what, over?

This reads like one big ad

It said “We’re talking about beards not your dick.” So no more genius than a spambot

For a second I thought the thumbnail was a bad Jimmy Carr ai fake

1000/250 44,99€

The forbidden butthole

I don’t know what you’re on about. It’s “die Waschmaschine” (washing machine, female), “das Waschmittel” (laundry detergent, neutral) and “der Trockner” (dryer, male).

Pretty self explanatory /s