Voting machines

In a plot twist, the trump administration forgets to sterilize the flies before releasing them. And now they’ve accelerated the incursion into the US

If anyone else did this, they’d be labeled as a pedophile and prosecuted for indecent exposure/public urination. Especially for doing it on campus, and in possible view of small children

Maga is nested inside misogyny. His wife’s problems are subordinate to his political allegiance. He probably things that trump will recompense the loss of his wife.

Maga is nested inside misogyny. His wife’s problems are subordinate to his political allegiance. He probably things that trump will recompense the loss of his wife.

Where were they these last 6 months?

Real men characteristics:

Uneducated

Willing to fight after losing a debate

Only have 3 emotions- mad, sad, horny

Refer to themselves as alphas

Impose favors on women for a reward

Assume women are flattered by attention

Might makes right

Ends justify the means

Say offensive things to assert dominance

Believe that children are small adults

Try to take charge by yelling

Poor impulse control

Only have aggressive impersonal seggs

Low Theory of Mind ability

Did Elon make this meme? Needs not cringe

Sounds like it’s time to not cooperate with the Houston Police in any investigation. Take matters into your own hands.

I’m sure Collins will show great concern.

Maybe more like an Eichmann. He ran the Nazi trains on time and didn’t actually kill anyone. He facilitated the process and was happy to a part of the murderous system

I tell people I’m 4’23" and that sorts them out.

If you’re white or have a posh Northern European accent, then you’ll probably be ok.

If you’re brown and have a Southern or Eastern European accent, then you’ll be considered “Mexican”. And possibly mistreated as the hired help or favored slave.

If you’re black, you may get shot by police or persecuted by ICE.

I dreamt that I died. And then woke annoyed to my alarm clock.

Like those people that signed up for DNA sequencing for heritage research. Now that info is going to be sold. The problem is it could be used to discriminate for health insurance or other nefarious reasons

You need something with hydrocortisone to soothe. Not just a lotion

I’ve hated ice before it was cool

Apparently they read his book, the art of the deal. It’s like foreign trade for dummies. Wharton taught him wrong as a joke.

Most public school teachers have very little say about what happens in the school or the curriculum. We’re just carrying out orders and hope that students will go along.

Student discipline can only be applied with parent and administrator cooperation. If admin doesn’t do anything about bullying, fighting, or cheating, then the school is screwed.

I think that university gave me an antisemitic look. Clearly they’re guilty