Oh, that filthy cunt can think she can try…

Oh no the dog!!😲

Nobody is forcing anyone

I jusg imagined someone sitting to pee off a cliff, thanks.

I sit to pee because my dick is pierced so now I have two pee holes. If i have nothing in, I can plug the hole and stand. Besides that, sometimes I’m not in the mood to stand, sometimes I’m not in the mood to undo my pants and take them down.

-I spend 15 minutes every morning shitting and pissing and then shitting some more, so I stay seated for the entire feature presentation. -I’m groggy every fucjin morning -it’s a little dirty and hairy, I try to clean once a week but my back hurts so sometimes I’m just like fuuuuuuuuck that. Sometimes I find piss stains on the underside of the toilet seat and wonder how that got there while I clean it

• eating, sleeping, shitting and farting

So was I! I’m having a good time here, you having a good time?

Ahhh that makes sense. Thank you for this explanation, I appreciate it very much.

Oh, okay i figured that much but wasnt sure

As someome who is fucking stupid, what ghe hell is a gut biome and why would 50% of the world population disappearing affect it at all? And why would people be power blasting their bathrooms with diarrhea

Yeah, I wish they’d staff more tills too.

Because the store is packed, they only have 2 cashiers on shift and I want to go home.

Man, I’ve never understood this nobody meme and it seems nobody is even able to explain it.

Thankful for not having a lot of money, meaning such a expense would be negligible?

Siiiigh, sounds like I’m gonna have to join Instagram again…

This is actually a good answer, not a wrong one.

“3D save button coasters”

I fucking hate my Milberget chair from Ikea. I was there a few weeks ago checking out chairs and didn’t find a single one that waw comfortible. Which one do you have?

Yeah, you know, his bullshithole

Sure, and same if you say it to someone too

2k24 is the same number of key presses as 2024

A cat so I can lick my own ass