Naw, this one works. If you look like you know you’re doing and are good at figuring shit out for yourself, you are good in almost all situations. We are all bumbling through life; some are better at pretending they aren’t.

Scrubs’ version was, “Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will hurt forever.”

I always liked “practice makes permanent”

I think they realized that this is the kind of case that could affect arbitration laws if pushed up in appellate courts.

I’m a biostatisitcian who has taught several infectious disease epidemiology classes, and my hick-ass family doesn’t treat me like I know what I’m talking about.

Even my actually libertarian parents are voting for RFK Jr. RFK Jr. led the charge of anti vaxxing in Somoa during a measles outbreak. 63 children died. He went into black communties during covid and compared the RNA vaccine to the Tuskeegee experiments. Fuck antivaxxers and fuck RFK.

Refusing to certify may send it to the house, where each state gets one vote. It would be a coup

https://www.theonion.com/terrified-don-jr-awakens-in-ice-filled-tub-missing-ear-1851592850

It’s like that painter who kept doing self-portraits through alzheimers.