And be grateful it’s not something so much more expensive to fix!

They’ll die of diabetes together. How romantic!

Party on, Ted! No, wait, that sounds wrong.

Yes. Yes, they did.

The physical miracle demonstrates his identity and power, but they have a spiritual significance beyond the physical. For example, raising the dead indicated that He is the Creator with power over life and death, but also that He can give spiritual life to people dead in their sins.

And they should plot the numbers per capita to correct for population changes.

Sorry. Use Greek brag.

If you’re gonna flex with an ancient Greek quote, at least use Greek letters!

Inconceivable!

Physicists just write “g”. 😝

At least I use bash!

alias more=less

The more Gs, the better the cell service. Mine is 5G.

That bit of the napkin has a smudge.

Good for you. Managers that protect their people and their people’s time are worth their weight in gold.

Rubbish! No-one is discriminating against vampires.

27%, time to plug in.

So even though Santa doesn’t live at OUR north pole…

Wait, what?!

Out of real witches???

It’s fascinating how the new world now desires to be just like the old.