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CraigOhMyEggo@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

What's the most ironic thing about you?

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What's the most ironic thing about you?

CraigOhMyEggo@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • Yerbouti@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    When I get what I want, I never want it again. (go on take everything)

    • darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl
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      Oh my god this is so me. I get obsessed with getting what I want, and then when I finally get it, I use it a couple times and then abandon it.

  • NickwithaC@lemmy.world
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    Extrovert with social anxiety.

  • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    The iron in my blood.

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Most people who know me think I’m a just swell normal guy with perhaps some offputting vibes. But I was raised under circumstances that would fuck up most people. Turning out well-adjusted, educated, and starting a stable family all basically started as a rebellious phase. I still am gutter trash deep down, but I’ve got a wife and a kid now who I somehow support on a single income working 100% from home. I’ve overcommitted to this bit and there’s no going back. I have to “be a sane human” who doesn’t “sleep in storage units” now. I’ve become a man who “updates underwriters” and doesn’t “dress like a wizard, cast spells in public parks, and barf on the sidewalk”. God help me.

    • Today@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      We’re all faking it, at least a bit. The fact that you care enough about your family to keep your shit together proves that you’re not trash inside.

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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        Proof is perhaps too strong a word for it, but whatever spends is money, eh?

    • BassTurd@lemmy.world
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      You can dress like a wizard, just do it at sponsored events, or with your kids. Don’t barf on the sidewalk, but the wizard stuff is fine, in moderation.

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        That stuff is behind me, for now. The fact that I’m a bearded recluse in a tower who makes a living staring long and deep into a glowing piece of glass that is slowly driving me insane is pretty cool though

        • Tricky@lemmy.world
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          Thanks for this different perspective. Makes the grind more tolerable

          • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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            1 year ago

            Dear diary, today my palantir put me in touch with a pretty chill wizard…

  • idiomaddict@feddit.de
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    1 year ago

    I’m a type-A personality with ADHD.

  • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Aroace and genderqueer who lives in one of the most queerphobic countries in the world.

  • TheButtonJustSpins@infosec.pub
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    1 year ago

    I own ten thousand spoons but all I need is a knife.

    • zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works
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      I bought a box of spoons at the Business Costco and now this is my whole life

    • Flummoxed@lemmy.world
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      Did you meet the man of your dreams, and then meet his beautiful wife? little bitter giggle

  • CubbyTustard@reddthat.com
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    Hmm the most ionic thing is probably my blood plasma. There’s a pretty high concentration of various ions - sodium (Na+), potassium (K+), calcium (Ca2+), chloride (Cl-), and bicarbonate (HCO3-). Ion party in my blood!

  • DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone
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    Everybody but me thinks I’m wonderful.

    • LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      not me

  • Elaine Cortez@lemm.ee
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    I love when food that has a high iron content tastes a bit iron-y!

    • weeeeum@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      This is why I don’t clean my knives after sharpening!

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    220lbs

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      Seen worse, any workout routine?

      • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Pizza and Neflix

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          1 year ago

          I would switch pizza with evening walks

          • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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            1 year ago

            y tho?

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              1 year ago

              Enjoy sunset maybe?

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    Short but people have said I look tall af from a distance

    • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Tis you?

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        Found the german

      • squid_slime@lemm.ee
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        How the fuck did you get this!? My ex put you up to this?

        • well5H1T3@lemmy.world
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          Lol

  • Tiefling IRL@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’m a kinky burlesque performer with a forked tongue.

    I’m also sex repulsed and ace.

    • soli@infosec.pub
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      lmao that’s cool as hell

    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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      Man, you remind me of a friend of mine.

  • HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone
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    I yearn for human connection but i cant stand the thought of being known and understood

    • BustlingChungus@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, I understand that. I feel like I know you, you know?

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        eurgh, i know you’re kidding around but damn if this comment hasn’t given me anxiety all day long lol

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social
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    I really was rocking the hipster aesthetic before it was cool. I lucked into cool; cool came to me, swept over and through me, and left me unchanged in its wake.

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