Cardiac Arrest

    • vivalapivo@lemmy.today
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      3 days ago

      I threw the trash over the ring and started eating garbage. Then I took the trashcan and bashed the guy in front of me

    • Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      It’s hours til lunchtime here, but I’m meeting an old friend for brunch. I’ve been having to watch my cholesterol recently, but I’ve decided that eating out doesn’t count - I am very much looking forward to it, sausages, bacon, and eggs will be involved.