Give this champ a Nobel Prize
How about a North/South Korea, and an East/West Korea? All four quadrants meet at Panmunjom. You can cross on the diagonal, but never a row or column.
We should simply send Japan in to take over the island
That’s not a problematic thing to say, right? No historical reason why it would make Koreans incredibly angry?
We should simply send Japan in to take over the island
Already done. Tho idk how that helps the peninsula.
Political compass Korea
Divide it into 9 bits and get alignment Korea.
An unorthodox way to correct the geographical travesty of Botswana, Namibia, Zambia, and Zimbabwe being less than 200 metres from creating the world’s only international quadripoint
Nah, anterior and posterior Korea. Let the undercity commence. Rock and stone, baby
Suddenly Korea looks like Vietnam.
Urge to bomb Cambodia increasing…
I’d much rather prefer an Inner Korea and an Outer Korea
Does this mean Busan gets upgraded to capital city status? I think I could get behind that.
How about stripes?
union korea and confederate korea
It’s Koreas all the way down.
Border needs to be a straight line, as a joke
only north korea isn’t working (but it’s not because of the communism ofc, it’s… something completely else, okay? and it isn’t teh rEaL cOmMuNiSm™ anyways, because that would’ve definitely worked)
Tbf South Korea has plenty of economic, demographic, and social problems as well. Still miles better than North, but saying that only the North doesn’t work is not really accurate.
of course south korea has problems as well, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t work. but I think one can objectively state that the north doesn’t work, no matter which metric you choose to measure its “success” with. the contrast between those countries is too stark
A country competing with Japan for the highest suicide rate cant be described as working for a lot of its inhabitants.
North Korea doesn’t even claim to be communist. Are you mixing them up with China?
north korea also claims to be democratic, that doesn’t mean it’s true
It’s just really weird that you came up with a reason to spout your pet bogeyman when it wasn’t even relevant.
West Korea Best Korea
It works for Vietnam and Laos, and. Burma and Thailand.
And germany
What about all? South-east Korea, South-west Korea, North-east Korea, North-west Korea.
No joke, I think hypothetically this would disturbance of, and conflict with, wildlife that have come to occupy the DMZ, most troublingly, tigers.