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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    Idk but during my holiday at the farm I learned that bulls give tasty milk too!

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    That’s when you accidentally milk a bull.

  • GuyFawkes@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    Same thing as Soylent Green. Or maybe just their milk.

  • enkers@sh.itjust.works
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    Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.

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      2 months ago

      Looking into nature… No… No there are far weirder things than that.

    • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
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      …you know the majority of our species straight up eats from other species.

      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        So do most other species.

    • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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      Calling udders “breasts” is pretty weird bro.

      I like to call them “long nipples”.

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        You still got figure who was the first human to see them utters and decided they wanted to try that there cow milk. I mean did they suck straight from the utter like the calves? So basically yes those are cow breast.

        • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          You haven’t lived till you fellated a thick milky udder.

      • enkers@sh.itjust.works
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        Details shmetails. A teat is a teat. Would you prefer “mammary milk” to be technically correct?

        Fun trivia: Did you know, the only other animals to have 2 thoracic and no other teats, besides anthropoids, are elephants and anteaters?

    • floop@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 months ago

      Yet, incredibly delicious

    • protist@mander.xyz
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      Literally every organism on earth survives off of other organisms. Well, except lichen, that shit can eat rocks

      • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        Lichen takes a likin’ to those minerals.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      It is pretty weird though I personally love cheese which is even more grim. That being said, do you know that milk probably developed from sweat? That makes it even weirder imo.

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    2 months ago

    Soylent White?

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    • Toes♀@ani.social
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      If this ain’t purple I’ll be disappointed.

      • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        grimace

        • watson@sopuli.xyz
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          Big ol’ carton o’ Grimace nut

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    It says right on the package.

    High Vitamin D

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      Between that and the “100% Grass” half-and-half next to it…I gotta check out the dairy case at my dispensary. Usually they just have ice cream.

      THC infused coffee creamer would make for the best hippie speedball.

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        I’ve done that by simmering milk with the ABV and straining. It’s a little barbaric but it does work.

        Better than expected too!

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    Cows with Mad Cow Disease

    • Ceruleum@lemmy.world
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      Delicious prions

      • watson@sopuli.xyz
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        Terrifying

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    High in Vitamin D…

    • x4740N@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      ick

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    It’s milk, but from bulls instead of cows.

    • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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      Nut milk comes from male cows.

  • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    69 calories per cup…

  • 74 183.84@lemmy.zip
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    2 months ago

    PLEASE DRINK ME

    She nasty. I like it

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    It is high in crowtein.

    • AreaKode@lemmy.world
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      Don’t get that on your skin!

    • x4740N@lemmy.world
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      Image of crow dancing as it walks along concrete wall

  • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I want to know what name came in second.

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      “Daddy’s Milk”

  • DFX4509B@lemmy.org
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    2 months ago

    That looks like it came straight out of Sausage Party.

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