• remotelove@lemmy.ca
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    19 hours ago

    They should probably find a way to turn humans into mice. It’s a shame to leave billions of dollars on the table like that.

    • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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      17 hours ago

      Might be a good concept for a sci fi story actually, probably a comedic one. Scientists learn how to cure any disease and reverse aging, but only for mice. Conveniently for plot reasons, they also figure out how to turn people into mice and back. You can get any disease cured or become young again…but you have to spend three months as a mouse.