Sung to the tune of The Howdy Doodie Theme, which I have never seen a single episode of:
🎵🎶 IT’S BREKY-BREAKFAST TIME🎶 🎵
🎵🎶 IT’S BREKY-BREAKFAST TIME🎶 🎵
🎵🎶 IT’S BREKY-BREAKFAST TIME🎶 🎵
🎵🎶 IT’S BREKY-BREAKFAST TIME🎶 🎵
Repeat as long as I am filling their bowls.
Isabella Bizzy Boo
she’s a kitty, yes you do
she is grey and furry too
she’s an Izzy Bizzy Boo
Kitty Kitty oh so pretty, kitty kitten cat!
Pussy pussy pusskins You’re still my friend Despite all my sins Pussy pussy pusskins I nibble your toes beans And risk toxoplasmosis Because I looooooove yooooouuuu!
Cat looks at me like I’ve had a stroke and demands either a head scratch or human tuna
Whenever they beg for food outside of feeding time and loiter at the food area, i start singing “you still belong to meeeeeee” over and over while i get more invasive of their personal space until they scamper off
Corporal cuddling, the ultimate cat discipline technology.
they hate it & they love it
yo cat, you want some fat pellets?
What is the tune of this song?
Cat who is a kitten,
Kitten who’s a cat.
Cat who is a kitten who’s a cat, cat, cat.
Imagine that! A kitten who’s a cat!Seuss. That you?
Hey there, chonky boi Sitting at your bowl so hungrily
Usually just Kiiiittttyyyyy sung like an opera over and over. Maybe with some Italian sounding noises thrown in.
You mean you’re only supposed to have one???
…I have a certain pop song stuck in my head at the moment, so I was singing Pink Spooky Club to my cat earlier.
Long cat
Long cat
He is long
And is a cat
Long cat
Disclosure: my wife is the singer songwriter in the house so this is technically her’s
I have many sayings for my cat and my dog but haven’t made any songs. I have sung other songs others have made to them. Typically my cat is the making songs. She sings a sad ballad when she thinks she’s home alone as she carries her toy until she finds us.
I know the lyrics to that song, it goes MOUUUUUUR.
MOUUUUUUUURR murrrrrr MOUUUURRRR murrrrr murrrrrrr thud (she drops her toy onto the ground)
A sort of country blues song about how my cat would ignore my friend until they went into the bathroom to poop, and then the cat was all about hanging out and being affectionate.
“You only love me when I’m pooping…”
Ohhh that’s our baby cat! All purrs and pets when you’re on the toilet, otherwise you gotta hunt her down to find and pet her!
Who’s my precious little
Tiny baby boy?
Who’s my tiny little
Precious baby boy
Baby boy?
The exact melody and lyrics vary, but it’s always in the Dorian mode with lots of little arpeggios. And always sung with an operatic voice, with the “r” in “precious” heavily rolled
I call it ‘Ode to the late Hermione’, written to the tune of Ode to joy:
Stinker pooper farter tooter,
Smelly butt and rotten arse,
If you weren’t such a cuter,
We would send your butt to Mars.NASA would be ove-erjoyed with,
Geoforming going well. Ooooh,
How can such a little kitty,
Make Mars smell like rotten hell.Stinker pooper farter tooter,
Smelly butt and rotten arse,
If you weren’t such a cuter,
We would send your butt to Mars.But be careful, don’t light fires,
Her farts are quite flammable,
Turning Mars into a pyre,
Stinking gas cloud pole to pole.
