Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoUber's new shuttle service sounds a lot like a bus routeqz.comexternal-linkmessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up10arrow-down1external-linkUber's new shuttle service sounds a lot like a bus routeqz.comFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square95fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretonyn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoJust waiting for them to reinvent light rail
minus-squareessell@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoThey’ll market it as moving at light speed too. ****heads.
minus-squaremeeeeetch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoThey invented FSD in the sixties and it makes a handy little loop through downtown Detroit.
minus-squareskyspydude1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoAnd now we’re inventing the shittiest “rail line” between Ann Arbor and Detroit on 94. All the hassle and expense of rail travel, with none of the efficiency!
minus-squareNougat@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoHow about Uber Feet, where you pay to walk somewhere?
minus-squareILikeBoobies@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoUber Rickshaw Because only poors should walk
minus-squaretonyn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoYeah, my nearest grocery store is a 1h15m walk or an 8 minute drive.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-21 year agoThey got bought by Uber tmobile though, so the prices jumped
minus-squarethanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoWhich costs extra, of course
minus-squareGrandwolf319@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoYou joke but how about exoskeletal legs that you rent? Like those scooter rentals
Just waiting for them to reinvent light rail
Never heard of the Hyperloop eh?
They’ll market it as moving at light speed too.
****heads.
They invented FSD in the sixties and it makes a handy little loop through downtown Detroit.
And now we’re inventing the shittiest “rail line” between Ann Arbor and Detroit on 94. All the hassle and expense of rail travel, with none of the efficiency!
How about Uber Feet, where you pay to walk somewhere?
Uber Rickshaw
Because only poors should walk
Yeah, my nearest grocery store is a 1h15m walk or an 8 minute drive.
Just use uber sprint
They got bought by Uber tmobile though, so the prices jumped
Which costs extra, of course
Uber Feet XL
You joke but how about exoskeletal legs that you rent? Like those scooter rentals