Sheriff’s Lieutenant Ambien Walrus reporting for duty!
Sheriff’s Lieutenant Ambien Walrus reporting for duty!
They’re highly trained and want to show their friends how far they ran this morning.
Kind of like when Special Forces guys showed off their morning runs on the same app a few years ago. In a patch of Yemen that they weren’t officially supposed to be on.
Big tech has been bending over backwards to not ban reactionaries breaking their Terms of Service since, at the very least, GamerGate. If they had just laid down the banhammer the way their own policies told them to, Roger Stone would be a bad memory from the Brooks Brothers Riot and Steve Bannon would be viewed as the crank he is.
It’s awfully late to be putting this statue up, but he’s a pretty solid choice. Captured a Confederate transport ship and donated it to the union war effort. Helped convince the union to allow black people into the army. Served in the House of Representatives during reconstruction.
The monkey’s paw curled twenty years ago. The housing solution across the country has steel bars on every room.
We even let AI write our script!
The Republican Party project is to make sure things get worse, and the ‘Responsible Moderate Democrats’ make sure things don’t get better.
Well, when read by someone who isn’t currently waiting for the green light to kill all liberals, it was supposed to be interpreted as a joke.
Right up until he and his deputies showed up armed at their door making it clear it was no longer a joke.
A Presidential pardon won’t do you any good when you’re escorted into a Saudi consulate because you fucked with the bag and Muhammed Bone Sawman is upset.
Maybe he’s offering to let her adopt one of his estranged children.
I’m sure he’s got houses all over the country. Is he voting from Pennsylvania or Wyoming?
Because when the Republicans get their 300 million, it’s from, like, eight guys who “don’t coordinate with the campaign” but almost always have the same messaging, but when the Dems get that money the average donation is like 30 bucks because that many people supported the candidate.
Gun Grabber Don? You mean the only 21st century American president to sign an unconstitutional gun ban?
Adam was a golem
Oh god, he doesn’t know that Kamala Harris isn’t Nikki Haley, does he?
The Luddites had a point about the ‘de-skilling’ of work and the alienation of labor. And they regularly cross-dressed.
These people are just obsessed with enforcing misery.
Within two months and one week of each other.
Oh no! She might be denied a day and a half’s fundraising.
Anybody who has paid any attention to the GWOT, Syrian Civil War, or Russo-Ukrainian War has seen more drones carrying explosives than is healthy.
The only learning needed is how to steer the drone and how to make a bomb that will blow up when you want it to and (and this is probably the most important detail, especially for the bomb maker) not when you don’t.