Get some with color, conservatives are still afraid of being “gay”.

Or just don’t worry about it.

No

Rainbow colored wrap around sunglasses

Just wear em but then don’t be an asshole. Disarm people. And call out people that assume you’re an asshole and try to talk to you like you’re one of them.

My partner is bald (not by choice) and white (also not by choice) and he gets racist people assuming he’s racist all the time. Just call em out or make them feel weird if they say some fucked up shit to you.

I don’t know if these particular ones are actual sunglasses or toys, but I have some in that style that are proper polarised sunglasses; they certainly don’t look conservative.

Is there a specific reason as to why you want wrap around sunglasses, apart from aestethics?

I mean if you need to work outdoors and need protection from the sun covering every angle or need protection from wind I can see that they are the only real option…

But if you are only looking for that kind of sunglasses for the style, I’d encourage you to look for other styles.

I am very happy with my Persol glasses from five years ago

https://shop.app/products/9925694914838?variantId=49926046187798

Make sure to get the kind without colored reflections. Mirrored might work, if you’re fit. Dark tinted is your best bet.

No idea about dads but I wear these and they are great. I lose them all the time and they’re cheap enough that I don’t mind, and they also provide some impact protection.

https://www.harborfreight.com/smoke-lens-safety-glasses-66822.html

I got a pair of oakleys second hand with some bold colors and put purple lenses in them. Guideline being, if the conservative dads would think you’re dressing queer, you’re doing it right!

My eyes are very sensitive to light, so I’ve been using “Men in Black” - style wraparound sunglasses since the late 90’s.

I am a dad, but pretty much as far from conservative one can be. Where I live conservative dads do not tend to use these at all.

“Conservative Dad” can look quite fashionable if done right.

Nope, what you seek is impossible

Head shape matters. I only wear sports stuff for cycling and do not care what others think of that. My old Smith’s saved an eye once. I only like to ride with frameless because roadie. The cheap Chinese NRC frameless are half decent. They have a full range photochromic version and their plasma metal sputtered coatings are good quality, but the lens shape is a basic flat. People think they are high end but mostly due to my other older riding gear that is very high end. Still, when casual I wear aviators.

These wrap around sunglass wont make you look like a conservative dad.