What’s that? Another copypasta hot off the press? Don’t mind if I do tyvm!
Feel like I’ve seen this before
Image compression says otherwise.
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. l’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
@everyone
guys… call me crazy but… I think he will be meeting a girl
A real one mind you, none of that 2D
A pillow is 3D, so it totally counts!
I don’t understand.
NO WAY
Needs more parentheses.
(not that it would help)
Napoleon Dynamite reporting from the Internets…
More like kip, but yeah
local_users lusers
I had a short phase like that in my early teens. I hate you for making me remember that.
I know this is an unpopular take…but I’m cheering the guy on. He obviously needs to get laid. Like, really bad.
I think he needs to fall on his face first, to lose the entitlement and degrading behaviour towards his (up until this point) friends.
Then when he learns he can have another attempt.
He might be like 12 y.o. then this show off is understandable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
for the girl’s sake I hope he doesn’t
(assuming it is not satire, but it probably is)
For all of our sakes, I, too, hope he doesn’t.
That’s sweet she came in from Canada to visit him.
What’s the Joke with Canada?
Is that the new Nigerian Prince?
Must be so nice to know girls in real life.
By the way, I use Arch.
I see, you haven’t met the female archers yet.
Female archer… They have penetrating arrows too.
Is it true they exist? I thought a woman was just a thing ai hallucinated up I didn’t think they were real.
The ai had to come up with the idea from somewhere. So women just might have existed at some point.
It got the idea from femboys who got the idea from 18th century dress attire who got the idea from an alien race of beings that looked like women.
I know wonan who uses Arch.
Hello guys today I just had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I fucked her pussy(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).
You know, it makes me only think otherwise.
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour(wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone
What in the fuck
I’ve met several. Would not recommend. Cooties, I believe you Yanks call them.
Sounds like he doesn’t understand.
I would leave a comment but I’ll be busy (with a girl, you wouldn’t understand)
I would upvote your comment, but I’ll be with a real girl (I don’t expect you to understand it)
I would read your comment, but I’ll be playing Factorio (I don’t expect you to understand it)
Good because I don’t.
