• Broadfern@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    8 hours ago

    “Drinks are only allowed in [insert room here] in screw-cap bottles, and caps must be used to close said bottles when not being actively drank from to prevent spills”

    Would be pretty straightforward I think

    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      8 hours ago

      This is a level of precision used only by lawyers and middle-school boys trying to see boobs during truth or dare.

      • Broadfern@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        8 hours ago

        I would have been a lawyer if I hated myself more lmao

        Edit: also engineers/IT workers