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Edward@lemmy.4d2.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Have a good trip

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Have a good trip

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Edward@lemmy.4d2.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • flandish@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    it’s the way of the road, bubs.

  • jrwperformance @lemmy.world
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    Hell yeah! Manual transmission!

  • CarCdrCons@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Piss-bottle Man - Mike Watt feat. Evan Dando

    There are some things
    A guy gets from his pop
    Some of them things get spaced
    Others never forgot
    I got such a tradition
    I keep in my truck cab

    Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

    Miles and miles and all the while
    I feel secure
    Even if the fuse gets short
    I know I can keep my nerve
    I believe in such a tradition
    I got it in my truck cab
    Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

    Driving in his shoes
    Using the bottle he used
    Every time I pop I think
    Of my pop and pay my dues
    I respect such a tradition
    A shrine in my truck cab

    Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

  • ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 days ago

    Oh look. An Amazon driver!

  • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 days ago

    fit a straw and turn it into a proto-stillsuit.

  • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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    All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you’re wearing in cold piss.

    • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space
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      Yeah, this definitely needs a one-way valve.

      • slate@sh.itjust.works
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        2 days ago

        Or at least a heating element

    • ArxCyberwolf@lemmy.ca
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      Or hit a pothole. This wouldn’t be a viable solution in the east and Midwest.

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    With enginuity like this it should be possible to make a water trap to keep the smell contained.

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    • cdf12345@lemmy.zip
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      This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize

      • Dasus@lemmy.world
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        I think that’s more “adult diaper-man”

  • zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart

    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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      Yellow shell

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip
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    It’s very dangerous to everyone when the driver needs to turn around on their seat & face backwards whilst still driving.

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    As a woman, I’ve always been kinda jealous of a man’s ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I’ve never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it’ll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.

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      Pee funnels are real!

      Also hooped skirts! women historicaly having a squt on a pot entirely concealed by the skirt

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      “We’ll piss anywhere, man.”

      https://ultimateclassicrock.com/rolling-stones-urinate-in-public/

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      Don’t let the patriarchy stop you. Assert your dominance and piss anywhere, anytime, even with your pants on.

  • ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca
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    It’s another Lemmy Piss Post!

  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    I thought it’s some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.

    • danekrae@lemmy.world
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      I was going to comment on how that wouldn’t work as a bong, until I saw your comment.

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      Sure, just empty it out after the trip and you’re set.

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    a nice smelling trip.

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    “Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”

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