Country girl make do
I am my father’s son, cause he’s a phantom, a mystery and that leaves me NOTHING
Love it 🌽
There’s not a bad thing about it!!
God I wish that were me
Same. Look how excited he is just to get corn on the cob at a fair with his grandma. I wish I had that kind of passion for anything.
I kinda like this version of the midwest though.
I was born in Nebraska and I can say we shit corn too.
“GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! CORN!”
Corn?
MUCH better than the official motto (basically the Gadsden flag but less memorable) and all the other state lies!
It really should be:
Iowa
A place to stay
“Don’t step on my corn.” ?
Nope.
“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain” 😴
I thought it was “We only exist because of HFCS subsidies, our only claim to fame is ‘Slipknot is from here’”
