• Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Round here we call cornichons “sweet gherkins” and they’re pretty good

    Also: At one point you put black olives on your fingertips for the last time and you didn’t know it.

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      2 months ago

      I’m the exact opposite. Sun-dried tomatoes taste stale and plasticky to me. Everything else on the list is fantastico. Where would we be without capers in tartare sauce, or black olives on pizza?

      • Cocodapuf@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        Where would we be without black olives on pizza

        We’d have pizza people actually wanted to eat!

        Don’t get me wrong, if you want to keep more pizza for yourself, then olives are a great deterrent and that’s a legit strategy.

        If you want to do a real case study, get only two pizzas and put olives on one, pineapple on the other, and just watch.

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        2 months ago

        Have you ever had homegrown sundried cherry tomatoes? I think there’s a huge difference in flavor between good and bad tomatoes

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    I think pickled onions count and should be here so I would say that but I also enjoy capers in the right setting.

  • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Pickles will never voluntarily touch my plate, and when they do I push my plate to the nearest pickle person so I don’t have to remove it myself and get contaminated with the vinegar.

    Sun dried tomatoes and the occasional kalamata olive I can tolerate. Artichoke hearts and roasted bell peppers are awesome.

  • lime!@feddit.nu
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    2 months ago

    marinated garlic cloves, olives stuffed with almonds, mini peppers with cream cheese

    also, capers and cornichons have no business being food.

  • Tracaine@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    None. None of those. Why would I want to punish my mouth like that? Jesus dude, get help. Have you heard about chocolate?

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    2 months ago

    I love pickles, Kalamata olives, kimchi, and artichoke hearts. I’d say I like everything else, although I’ve had some bad green olives and am not crazy about capers.

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    2 months ago

    Pickles are definitely my favorite on that list. My favorite is probably zesty bread and butter, but I also love dill. Black olives are alright. Most pickled veg are pretty good. Pickled jalapenos are good, but I much prefer fresh ones.

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    2 months ago

    I casually snack on cornichons straight out of the jar, or else with ham and camembert on a French baguette. In that case I’ll slice them lengthwise just so they don’t roll off.

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    2 months ago

    I make my own kimchi, sauerkraut, and various Chinese fermented vegetables.

    I make what I call a “dirty margarita.” Jalapeño stuffed olives are a must.

    In a salad, kalamata or dried black olives.

  • NABDad@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    All have their place, but canned black olives tap into childhood nostalgia. Putting an olive on each finger and eating them one at a time.