Let’s get real: if you’re still munching on leaves and pretending it’s “healthy,” you might as well be a worm, in which case I’d still love you but we’d need to have a talk about boundaries. Being a veganivore isn’t just some trendy fad- I’m the only person doing it I think. Plants are full of useless antinutrients and toxins like so-called “vitamin k” (poison) that wreck your butt and brain. Meanwhile, I’m out here thriving on pure, nutrient-dense vegan meats, chock full of the important stuff like saturated fats and sodium.

Here’s why the veganivore lifestyle crushes every other pathetic diet:

• Eliminates plant garbage because green=toxic waste
• Burns neurons and kills desires while you’re stuck overthinking
• Supercharges your body with real isoflavones, not placebo nonsense
• Boosts inflammation while other diets leave you looking flat
• Boosts libido if you make it at home and put Vyleesi in it
• Simplifies lifestyle because you get to spend all day making dinner

If you want to keep pretending unrefined plants are “good for you,” go ahead. But don’t complain when you have way too much energy and get in trouble for running around and not staying seated.

What’s your excuse for being weak? Drop it below. 👇

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