You think that’s impressive, wait till you see bull eggs
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No way, cows are marsupials.
First, assume a spherical cow.
You don’t see them selling these because we only eat its contents - the milk, and the milk cartons are easier to transport than the whole egg.
the fact there will be people who believe this 😂
Can confirm, my mama hatched me on a rural farm.
Bullshit, cow eggs have black patches on them.
The ones I have seen were dark brown.
Edit: Sorry those were chocolate milk cow eggs, my bad.
That’s just the Holstein variety of cow egg. They come in all colors
Ostriches are cows?
Learn something new every day, I guess
Ever seen an Ostrich in person, holy cow is one of your first thoughts. We can’t all be wrong… Well we are, but you know, maybe
Estos huevos no son de vaca sino de toro
Clearly you’ve never been on a farm, THESE are cow eggs.
Actual adult Marshmallow.
These round hay bales are actually illegal.
The cows can’t get a square meal.
These are the tampons they stick into female bulls.
Clearly these are free range marshmallows.
specifically, adult marshmallows. you may not know it, but to be edible marshmallows have to be eaten while they’re young and small.
kinda like asparagus
“Testicles”.
They’re called “testicles”.
Oof. For a moment I thought these were kidney stones.
It’s fresh mozzarella
That’s an Österreich egg.
I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there’s no link between the word ostrich and Austria.
You misspelled Australia.
I just learned “Australia” is “Australien” in German. So why isn’t “Austria” “Austrien?”
Because the english decided that österreich was too hard to pronounce
Don’t tell them that I told you, but Germans are illiterate. They also think V sounds like F and stuff.
V sounds like F and F also sounds like F. But I really can’t throw stones from my English glass house considering what a mess my language is.
fun fact: V and F are literally the same mouth shape and everything, the only difference is whether you voice it or not. your throat will vibrate while saying V but stay still while saying F.
They also use a handicapped B for the double S = ß Tsk tsk. Silly Germans, but yes, one must not throw stones in their little glass houses. My native tongue, Danish, is also very nonsensical in differnet ways, but don’t tell the Swedish that I told you that.
Tell that to Archie Duke.
Austria is probably the English-version of the German name which translates to “Ost”- Eastern + “Reich”-empire.
There’s an even closer term in English, “reach,” similar in meaning to “realm.”
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