Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agoWhen you work for a company owned by a A..holelemmy.worldimagemessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 days agoWhen I worked for a major database company they made me take annual training to explain that I wasn’t allowed to buy sex workers for potential clients.
minus-squareIntheflsun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 days agoDuh, buying them would be capex. No one wants to do depreciation. Short term lease with a damage clause.
minus-squarebacon_pdp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days agoSo Oracle. Was after the catapult incident?
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days agoOotl…did the catapult incident involve a sex worker?
minus-squarebacon_pdp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days agoNope, just one catapult firing sex workers into a hotel room and one of the calculations was off and she went splat.
minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 days agoI’m even more ootl. What happened?
minus-squareLv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days agoMy handbook at work specifically bans buying illicit drugs for customers with the company card. It doesn’t say anything about buying it with my card and getting reimbursed though…
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 days agoMake sure the dealer gives you a receipt.
minus-squareRedredme@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days ago“buy” So renting is not an issue! Or as a Service… So many options left. Next time I talk to big red I’ll ask the rep about his interpretation of this training. ;)
When I worked for a major database company they made me take annual training to explain that I wasn’t allowed to buy sex workers for potential clients.
Duh, buying them would be capex. No one wants to do depreciation. Short term lease with a damage clause.
So Oracle.
Was after the catapult incident?
Ootl…did the catapult incident involve a sex worker?
Multiple sex workers.
Were there multiple catapults, as well?
Nope, just one catapult firing sex workers into a hotel room and one of the calculations was off and she went splat.
I’m even more ootl. What happened?
My handbook at work specifically bans buying illicit drugs for customers with the company card.
It doesn’t say anything about buying it with my card and getting reimbursed though…
Make sure the dealer gives you a receipt.
“buy”
So renting is not an issue! Or as a Service…
So many options left. Next time I talk to big red I’ll ask the rep about his interpretation of this training.
;)