PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours agoAre you a law-abiding citizen?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up1507arrow-down19
arrow-up1498arrow-down1imageAre you a law-abiding citizen?lemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours agomessage-square97fedilink
minus-squareRandomdude@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up77arrow-down5·17 hours agoNo a vampire requires permission from some1 inside the house it could be any1 in the house not just the owner. A warrent give legal permission to enter but its from outside the house thus making it useless for a vampire to enter with alone.
minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 hours agoSo if I’m walking towards my house after giving one a ride I can’t tell her to come on in?
minus-squareFerretyFever0@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up15·17 hours agoCan also confirm, killed vampire last week. Tree.
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 hours agoCan confirm, no warrent carrying vampires have gotten into my house without permission from someone inside.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 hours agoSo what I’m gathering here is that you do indeed have vampires inside
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 hours agoNope, absolutely no vampires here, definitely none at all, no siree. No vmpires in this house. /blinks franticly at the camera
minus-squareAbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up19·17 hours agoSo you need a non-vampire judge to enter the house and produce the warrant from inside, got it!
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·17 hours agoIf I’m outside the house and pulling weeds and a vampire walks up and I told them to come on in and motion them in the house first can they go in?
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·16 hours agoWhy would they need to, are you anemic and lacking in blood? 🧛♂️
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·14 hours agoVampires can steal your valuables too! You don’t know!
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 hours agoIf the owner of a house dies, can’t the vampire enter then, bc it’s no longer a “home” or whatever?
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·14 hours agoWhat is a pwrson? What if the vampire git a comouter program to intrude every system it could and make every speaker it got access to invite them in?
No a vampire requires permission from some1 inside the house it could be any1 in the house not just the owner. A warrent give legal permission to enter but its from outside the house thus making it useless for a vampire to enter with alone.
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Can confirm; am vampire
So if I’m walking towards my house after giving one a ride I can’t tell her to come on in?
Can also confirm, killed vampire last week. Tree.
Can confirm, no warrent carrying vampires have gotten into my house without permission from someone inside.
So what I’m gathering here is that you do indeed have vampires inside
Nope, absolutely no vampires here, definitely none at all, no siree. No vmpires in this house.
/blinks franticly at the camera
So you need a non-vampire judge to enter the house and produce the warrant from inside, got it!
If I’m outside the house and pulling weeds and a vampire walks up and I told them to come on in and motion them in the house first can they go in?
Why would they need to, are you anemic and lacking in blood? 🧛♂️
Vampires can steal your valuables too! You don’t know!
If the owner of a house dies, can’t the vampire enter then, bc it’s no longer a “home” or whatever?
but jesus is everywhere
What is a pwrson? What if the vampire git a comouter program to intrude every system it could and make every speaker it got access to invite them in?