That isn’t a shrimp. That is a mudbug.
That isn’t a mudbug. That is a crawdad.
That isn’t a crawdad. That is a crawshrimp
That isn’t a crawshrimp. That’s a crayfish.
That isn’t a crayfish. That’s a mini lobster.
That ain’t a mini lobster, that’s a crawfish.
this aint a cray fish, its just mr krabs
No, this is Patrick.
she’s not my mother, TODD
Delicious bugs.
Do you suck the head?
They don’t like it when you do that.
A lot of people do.
Sure, once they’re dead I guess.
How much you offering?
Nope I just eat the meat.
Yeah, I’ve never been that drunk.
Those dang things leave suspicious looking piles of mud in your yard, looking like dog poo. Taste good though
dude don’t eat suspicious piles of mud from your yard no matter how good you think they taste!
Dweeb-looking four eye motherfucker
Be careful taking your shirt off around these creeps
Isn’t that a crayfish? Which yes, are indeed bugs.
Shrimp is also bugs
I keep using this to everyone but no one’s listening!
