For me:
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Monkeys and apes: they look too much like humans and expose many terrible traits of humans.
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Greyhounds: their thin long body shape look weird to me.
Pandas. They’re stupid stupid animals that wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for the millions spent on them that would go better spent on animals that want to live.
Pandas would have survived if their habitat continued to be stable. Human encroachment destabilized their habitat.
I dislike any animal large enough to one hit me by accident.
Outside of that hairless cats look like living ball sacks.
They feel like ball sacks too
If Opossum really sound like they do in RDR2, and they do seem to, I hate them.
FYI, the reason why humans look so much like apes is because humans ARE apes (specifically, great apes).
Meh. Not that great.
Man: the okayest of apes.
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Canadian geese… the damn cobra chickens are ridiculously protective, strong, loud, and grumpy. In Michigan, you just can’t avoid them. They’re everywhere and in the thousands. I’ve been attacked, my dogs have been attacked, they poop everywhere, and their wings are strong enough to break bones. I do not like the cobra chicken.
IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH CANADIAN GOOSES THEN YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME! I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT ONE MARINATE!
They attacked my dogs, and you’re a random person on the internet. I think you can guess which side this girl is on… her puppies 😅 Can I also bring up how the aggression and all caps response really feels like an angry goose that learned to type.
It’s a reference to Letterkenny. Canada gooses are assholes, but there’s a special place in heaven for animal lovers.
Ah, I have not seen the reference before
The cockatoos of New Guinea. They know what they did.
Monkeys are total assholes. They act just like 7 year old children would if they were high on sugar and there were no repercussions for their actions.
I don’t understand why some people find monkeys cute. They’re so ugly and obnoxious! They don’t even have the presence or majesty of great apes either. The further from humans on the evolutionary scale, the cuter primates tend to be IMO. By the time you get to lemurs, bush babies, etc, you’ve hit standard mammal cuteness.
I’m convinced like 95% of people that say they like monkeys have never interacted with one.
…and the final 5% are just lying…
I agree with the mobkeys and apes. So many of them are evil jerks.
Domestic cats. Partly because they poop in my garden, but mostly because they’re secretly planning to take over the whole world and enslave the human race.
Cats are mostly jerks, and I love them.
Nah squirrels are the real masterminds. You don’t fuck with squirrels
They enslaved the human race long, long ago.
I’m definitely on the hate apes train, Chimpanzees in particular. They’re not cute and are freakishly strong and I think it’s insane some people keep them as pets.
Grackles. Ornery poop machines with annoying calls.
Crackled are fun.
Dogs with blue eyes look absolutely psychotic to me for some reason, like it’s indicative that they’re the serial killers of the canine world or something. It’s super unnerving. This doesn’t translate to any other animal for me; for instance I think blue-eyed cats are gorgeous.
Aww…
But then you also have these
That is one badass little buddy right there
To hell with cat eyes and wings, the new makeup trend is whatever we ended up calling this look
This one still looks cute and cool to me. Yeah it is weird but in a good way.
What if they only have one blue eye?
Yeah greyhounds look weird but they’re the sweetest dumbest most loving buddies
I loved spiders, except for brown recluses. Not because they’re venomous, but because of the way they look, like those old tan M&Ms but with a slick sheen.
Horses.
Its an easily startled 900lb retard with sledgehammers for hands.
No its not majestic, keep it the direct fuck away from me.
I, too, share your hatred for horses. They are arrogant fucks who think they are better then everyone else. One exception: there’s these large horses with fluffy hooves and fat asses that seem to be chill and more like large dogs. You’re OK.
Horses are fucking douchebags. One ran me over back when I was 6 years old. I never forgave them.
Like the saying goes, if one horse ran you over, they all did.
I’ve always found horses to be weird animals. They have personality, but have no expression outside of losing their shit. Their posture also looks uncomfortable as fuck, always being stood up, and being on small hooves despite being huge.
I’ve always said that they’re prisoners in their own bodies.
I wish I could find the original quote, but Sam Vimes, in one of Terry Pratchett’s books, says something to the effect of “being one of nature’s pedestrians. Never trust anything that looks at you with its teeth”
- It’s* an easily startled
- it’s*a not majestic
Fuck off.
I was gunna ride a horse when I was real young. Was at a party or something cause there was a good amount of people there. I was next in line to ride said horse. The guy in front of me, being it was his turn, went to walk up to another horse. That horse was not a fan a bucked. Hoof straight to the side of the face. Down he goes.
Last thing I saw was him laying there motionless. Never learned anything else of it as everyone had to leave. Never tired to ride a horse from that day foward.
I’ll chill with some cows though
Horses are almost the worst, horae people are even worse. My girlfriend has a coworker and apparently all she does is talking about her horse and how unwell it is, and how fucking expensive the hose doctor, acupuncture, hose psychologist and keeping the horse in general is. One day she showed me a picture of her company dinner and i asked her which one the horse girl is. Of course she pointed at the 100+kg ork.
They also shove ginger in their butts to make them walk funny. Again, i don’t even like them, but they still don’t deserve to be ridden around or drove around in a trailer for hour. I would be a miserable cunt too
