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!Ah, general kenobi!<
Samir Naga… Nagi… Naganaworkhereanymore anyway and Mike Bolton, no one’s going to miss him.
Ah, Bonnydoon. The serenity.
can he hang from a web
no, he can’t, he’s a pig
LOOK OUT
he’s a spiii-iiii-iiiider piiiiiiiiiiiig
As you wish!!!
FUCK YESSSSSS PRINCESS BRIDE!!!
Absolute timeless classic!! :D
Are you sure? It’s also in Star Wars - “Vader, release him.”
I’ll be back.
An absolute classic one-liner. Arnold Schwarzenegger is an absolutely amazing actor.
We are the knights who say nee
You must bring us… a shrubbery!
He will give us all a good spanking!
It’s just a flesh wound.
What do you mean, African or European swallow?
There are some who call me… Tim.
Bring out your dead!
I’ve got an idea, why doesn’t Lancelot go?
Nu!
Im tired of all these mother fucking snakes… On this mother fucking plane.
I’ve had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
From ‘DC Cab.’
The cabbies are looking for Bruce Lee. Fianlly one spots a drive-in movie showing a movie and the cabbie reports, “I see that Kung-fu mother fucker.”
In the TV version it’s “I see that Kung-fu Master Fighter.”
Yippie Ki-Yay Mr. Falcon.
“Everybody strap in! I’m about to open some fuckin’ windows.”
One of the greatest lines Samuel L. Jackson ever said. Ever.
Apparently the title was supposed to be changed. “Snakes On A Plane” was just a project title so they could print scripts while they workshopped a better name. But when Samuel L. Jackson found out they were going to change it, he threw a fit; Apparently the funny title was a large part of why he had even agreed to the role at all. So the studio agreed to keep it.
One ping only.
You’ve lost another submarine?
“Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don’t react too well to bullets.”
Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please
Everybody got that? …Good.
“What about you guys?”
“WE AIN’T FOUND SHIT!”
When will then be now? Soon.
“How many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?”
I knew it I’m surrounded by assholes!
“Let’s go eat, huh?”
Or for one that has more or less pierced the cultural zeitgeist:
“Oh hi Mark”
Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.
“No stairway. Denied.”
ludicrous speed… GO!
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