The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoProof that fashion is cyclical, even in nature.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareSludgehammer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoI’m thinking more of a lure, have some nice rotten salmon smell leaking out of your “hat” and hope that some tasty fish, sharks or seals show up looking for a meal.
minus-squarepeoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 hours agoIIRC Orcas are one of the species that does shit that appears to have no biological advantage. Other species of dolphins do too. Dolphins as a whole have some really creative behaviors, especially in social circles. And it appears that they do these things “for the hell of it.”
minus-squareLwL@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 hours agoIf humans are any indicator, they might also be doing things because they think it’s an advantage but actually does nothing.
minus-squarePringles@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·22 hours agoDolphins will get high on poisonous fish and pass those around like a blunt.
minus-squarenickiam2@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·20 hours agoWell I didn’t believe it but https://scienceadvance.com/dolphins-may-be-using-toxic-pufferfish-to-get-high/
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·21 hours agoWe must give the dolphins edibles.
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·20 hours agothey were already giving dolphins LSD, masturbating them and trying to make them speak English, i think we should just let them have their pufferfish
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-220 hours agoSee, i feel like dolphins typically enjoy drugs. Make the offer at least. I don’t trust the masturbation was ethical, but they’re horny and aware enough it could be in the future. English was fucked up. But we should translate their language(s). Maybe teach them spanish or something less insane than fucking english.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 hours agoDo they eat salmon? Maybe they are signaling to the humans that their ships and garbage are killing off their food.
minus-squarealtkey@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·24 hours agoBoth a fashion accessory and a perfume. Touche.
I’m thinking more of a lure, have some nice rotten salmon smell leaking out of your “hat” and hope that some tasty fish, sharks or seals show up looking for a meal.
IIRC Orcas are one of the species that does shit that appears to have no biological advantage. Other species of dolphins do too.
Dolphins as a whole have some really creative behaviors, especially in social circles. And it appears that they do these things “for the hell of it.”
If humans are any indicator, they might also be doing things because they think it’s an advantage but actually does nothing.
Dolphins will get high on poisonous fish and pass those around like a blunt.
Well I didn’t believe it but https://scienceadvance.com/dolphins-may-be-using-toxic-pufferfish-to-get-high/
We must give the dolphins edibles.
they were already giving dolphins LSD, masturbating them and trying to make them speak English, i think we should just let them have their pufferfish
See, i feel like dolphins typically enjoy drugs. Make the offer at least.
I don’t trust the masturbation was ethical, but they’re horny and aware enough it could be in the future.
English was fucked up. But we should translate their language(s). Maybe teach them spanish or something less insane than fucking english.
Do they eat salmon? Maybe they are signaling to the humans that their ships and garbage are killing off their food.
Both a fashion accessory and a perfume. Touche.