By Brian Bienkowski Kraft Heinz, the food giant behind dozens of popular brands including Oscar Mayer, Jell-O, Velveeta and Kool-Aid, will not launch any new foods with synthetic dyes and will remove the dyes from its current products by the end of 2027, the company said Tuesday.
Because it’s not just hitting a fucking switch, they have to identify, test, source, and deploy each replacement… And even then, all the existing stock is going to get used up first before you’ll see it on the store shelf.
You had me at the first part
Then was like “It’s okay for the holey lifeboat company to sell their remaining stock because we wouldn’t want them to have to lose money or waste a perfectly good holey lifeboats”